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>>>>>>>>>>HE: Can I buy you a drink?
>>>>> > >>>SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
>>>>> > >>>SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
>>>>> > >>>SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
>>>>> > >>>SHE: I must've been given your share.
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
>>>>> > >>>SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
>>>>> > >>>SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
>>>>> > >>>SHE: Okay, would you please get out? !!!!
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>HE: I think I could make you very happy.
>>>>> > >>>SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
>>>>> > >>>SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>HE: Can I have your name?
>>>>> > >>>SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>HE: Shall we go see a movie?
>>>>> > >>>SHE: I've already seen it.
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>HE: Where have you been all my life?
>>>>> > >>>SHE: Hiding from you.
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
>>>>> > >>>SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>HE: Is this seat empty?
>>>>> > >>>SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>HE: So, what do you do for a living?
>>>>> > >>>SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>>>>> > >>>SHE: Do not enter.
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>HE: Your body is like a temple.
>>>>> > >>>SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>>>>> > >>>SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>HE: Where have you been all my life?
>>>>> > >>>SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>
>>>>> > >>>FORWARD TO WOMEN WHO NEED SOME LAUGH AND TO MEN WHO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!



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